ECLECTIC STAFF
We couldn't have done it without the hard work and dedication of every single staff member. Each and every one is important and has played a crucial role in putting this together! Thank you for your commitment and effort.
EDITORS
Eve Hampson
Eve Hampson was last seen entering her home on the evening of March 2nd. She wasn’t seen again for two weeks. Some report not thinking much of it as she tended to keep to her home most of the time. Eventually, a wellness check was requested. Police arrived at Hampson’s home on the afternoon of March 16th. Police report that Hampson was not found in her house, also noting that many of her personal belongings were gone as well including her phone, tablet, and all four of her cats. No evidence was ever found of where she went, the only evidence police had to go off of was a discarded whisker and a single stray fingerprint. No more evidence was ever discovered. Eve's case continues to be a mystery even to this day.
Sharon Li
Sharon Li was the great, intelligent, beautiful, charming, and godly Investigator of Bob Jones High School. She was last seen discovering the Amazing Ace's body at 10:52 am. Witnesses claim that she anxious and shrouded in deep mystery when arriving to the scene. Some say she was so frightened by the scene she disappeared, some say she was anxious about a test and flew away. Who knows? The last thing she left was her handy-dandy, itty-bitty, super-pretty magnifying glass.
Lew Petersson
Lew Petersson left the school’s perimeters at 10:06 pm on April 10th, 2026. Last their friends heard from them, they were about to take “the longest nap of all time.” They haven’t been seen since. Some said that maybe they finally made good on all of those frustrated promises and galavanted off to Europe. Others said that they probably really are just asleep, as per usual. After nearly a week of silence, their friends finally called their parents, who brushed it off quickly, claiming them to be simply too busy for pleasantries. Upon inspection of their room, their friends found scattered plushies and sweaters, an uncharged phone, and a note that simply read, “Don’t follow me, -L.” It’s been a year since then, and every piece of evidence has led in a new convoluted circle of purposeful fingerprints and smudged footsteps. Their room lies still in that same state of disarray, their parents still claim them to be busy, and their friends have seemed to taken up a similar belief. No one knows what happened, and they never will.
Aaron Spence
The whereabouts of Aaron Spence are still unclear as of this time. The last area they were seen in was behind a beam of light shining from their computer with the words "Adobe InDesign" on it. They were not happy. The "quirks" of the software drive most to insanity, and it seems the same has occurred here. They were always a creative person, dabbling in the musical and visual arts before The Curse of InDesign. Even throughout this event, they still had hopes to further their education into Graphic Design. Might be too late for that though.
GENERAL STAFF
Violet Allen
A strange creature has been brought back for further study. They claim to be a 'Violet Allen,' whatever that is. Not much is known about this creature's habits, but they can usually be found making art, sleeping, or making various attempts at entering the canine enclosure to snuggle with the canis lupus familiarus. In the wild this creature can be identified by its purplish hair and perpetual tiredness.
Elliot Baez
Sadly, we could not get a proper bio from Mr. Baez. When asked for so, he seemed confused on who the audience would be. Worrying whose hands the bio could fall into. Of course this just led to the rest of the team to feel confused as well. What hands could he be referring to? The only ones we could think of would be those within Bob Jones, but his tone did not inform so. The question still remains though, whose hands? Who could he be worrying about? His brain must have been tampered with, nothing more... nothing more.
McKenna Bailey
BREAKING NEWS: 18 year old female, McKenna Bailey, has disappeared! She was last seen walking down the street in the afternoon. Some say late that night, they saw a beam of light in a field coming from something in the sky. Everyone's been wondering, could this disappearance and the flying object in the sky be connected? None of her belongings other than some lipgloss and a cell phone was found near the field that people say they saw something suspicious. Could we have an alien abduction case on our hands?
Mona Case
Mona Case was last seen exiting her studio at 9:08 pm. After being on dancing for hours and sitting in front of her computer with InDesign open for forever, she was tired beyond words and stumbling to her car. But no one remembered ever seeing her car pull out of the parking lot, just that the next day it was gone. She hasn't been home in days, maybe stuck in a closet fighting for her life, or maybe still in her car somewhere on the side of the road with her computer on the dashboard, catching up on the sleep she so desperately needed. After staring at the layout for days on end and then having to go to dance until she could no longer walk, people barley interacted with her anymore. And that night might have been the last time anyone would.
Jason Crowe
On February 4th. Jason Crowe was delivering mail to a house....that nobody would ever come around. He was supposed to return to the post office 10 minutes ago but he never returned. The boss got worried and other employees started freaking out, the news went on talking about Jason Crowe's disappearing. All they know, is that Jason Crowe was a very reliable and successful mailman.
Ryder Engels
Breaking news!! Ryder Engels was last seen at school on April 23. 2026. He was last seen at school "working on the photography section for this years lit mag", and hosting a kahoot about white dwarf stars for two of his fellow classmates. The disappearance of this legend has caused a public outcry with one echoed sentiment all across the globe which is "We need him back"!!! As the economy continues to collapse we are all desperately hoping for a miracle. Where is he???
Aiden Everson
The last time Aiden Everson was spotted was a week ago. He didn't leave a single trace. Many have theorized that it's a case of severe case of senioritis or something more. People have checked up on his school, his job, and even some of his friends, but they were left with no answers and more questions. Reportedly, the last thing he said was that he was ready to graduate.
Asa Martin
This day was quite an average one for Asa Martin. He had begun to drive back from a long day of browsing bookstores and antique markets he had stopped in front of a house to take a piece of discarded furniture to the back of his mini-van. That was quite normal occurrence for Asa Martin because he loved to take discarded items. However what was not normal was his sudden irrational behavior after arriving home. Sources claim that once he returned to his home: A high end victorian manor he had received from a distant relative. He spent around an hour staring at a large clock and scribbling something in a notepad we cannot yet decipher. At approximately 9:13 PM glass breaking was heard in the dining room. Authorities were called shortly after and arrived at the scene. No word has been heard from either Asa Martin or the authorities since.
Meghan McCann
Ms. McCann rode to school from 7:36am to 7:48am on her usual school bus, just as she did every weekday morning. Her bus driver stated that she was quiet and but still greeted him upon entering the bus. Her first block teacher noted her absence at 8:19am, thinking nothing of it. She was gone for the rest of the day without explanation, the window of her disappearance occuring between 7:48am and 8:19am, leaving 31 minutes for her to leave without a trace. She was never seen again, but some close friends hint that they always knew she'd run away to another state. Now, she is no longer Ms. McCann, but just Meghan. Now, she is a stranger to all she will meet henceforth. Now, she is just the young vagrant girl working as a waitress at a run-down diner as she crashes on the couches of strangers. Now, she is gone, and the police have closed her case.
Chloe McCloud
Chloe is never right on time. She's always either 20 to 30 minutes early or a hour late. There is no in between. Some people say that she always has a reason for her tardieness. Some say that she just simply forgets when things actually start. All that is known for sure, is that she will be there. It might not be right on time, but she will be there. Always.
Ace Pastukh
Some witnesses say they last saw Ace walking from school in the torrential rain. Some witnesses say that he was blown away by the wind. Regardless, he never made it home. Maybe the Council took him away, maybe he got ran over, maybe he got swallowed by the rain. Who knows? The Insightful Investigator Sharon found him dead in the parking lot. He will always be remembered as The Awesome Ace...
Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips is a strange individual. Often seen zoning out or head-down asleep, his attention span is not his greatest attribute. However, on the rare occasion he's invested, anything can get done. Witnesses don't have much to say about him because he unintentionally ignores people in the halls, making communication near impossible.
Oran Slaten
Oran Slaten is a mystery...
Jonas Trout
Jonas Trout was last seen organizing his large collection of unread books for the sixth time this week and still looked dissatisfied as he went to work on one of his fantasy worlds amd as usual was stuck on the name of a single city and finally he capped off the day with the same two video games he's been playing for months.